They are back!

This information that you are about to receive may suprise,startle or maybe even alarm you…but the truth remains…They exist…and they will strike again! It has happened before..It will happen again..It’s only a question of “When?”

 

It was back in the dark ages (of their lives) in a remote and secluded technological village (exact location has not been confirmed yet) somewhere in the 20 km  perimeter of Alan City and the Dark Valley in a southern state of the Indian sub-continent,Tamil Nadu,that a league of extra-ordianary men and women rose to the great resposibility shouldered on them along with the immense super-natural powers of bad humour and gave birth to the ultimate good-humour-fighting machine, what they called- THE VAZHAPINDY Inc.There have been controversial reports of the Vazhapindies being mutants who, as a result of a sudden leap in evolution,were born with latent superhuman abilities which manifested themselves triggered by the bottled-up frustrations reaching the threshold level  under the strict and obsessionally disciplined regime that thrived on the terror they infested in the minds of the villagers.Many ordinary humans (Homo sapiens) harbor  intense fear and intolerance  towards  The Vazhapindies (often referred to as Homo sicko humorous), who are regarded by a number of scientists as the next step in evolution and are thus widely viewed as a threat to human society at large.The tensions between The Vazhapindies and the rest of humanity exacerbated after a highly tormenting video was released by one of the founder-fathers after  years of contemplation-”Should we or shouldn’t we give them a sign?”

The Vazhapindy alliance founded by Pupunnepen Sypyripiapac and Thopomapas Mapathepew grew over the years absorbing like-minded people, and rendering expert-training to protect themselves from the world and to deliver the  World from the evil clutches of the forces of brotherhoods of good humour.The Vazhapindies were meticulously trained to control their powers by the founder-fathers until Pupunnepen Sypyripiapac chose to throw in the towel and since then has been known as “The fallen Vazhapindy”.

There have been Vazhapindy sightings reported at different parts of the country recently which has proved beyond the shadow of doubt there is a highly-organised operation thats underway and the Vazhapindy influence is growing at alarming rates.Intelligence sources have confirmed Vazhapindy presence in Delhi,Chennai,Mumbai,Bangalore and Hyderabad and suspect they are spreading wings in a well-defined pattern,paving its path, preparing for a final battle whose consequences are estimated to be catastrophical.

The Vazhapindy cells  have been spear-headed by young and qualified veterans of the fraternity namely Meperipin Apabrapahapam(The Big gun-Li’l sister), Ropohipit Gepeoporgepe, RepenC Phipilip (The Vazhapindy parallel to the “Sound Guy” in the Xtreme world)  and the latest addition to the team is nobody other than Sopoporapaj Mapathepews who is allegedly a member of a like minded secret society- The Xtremes .

Over-heard at the Vazhapindy dinner table  :-

Sopoporapaj- Hey there is a dead fly in my chicken curry !#$&)@#$%^&*

Meperipin:- Why do you care when there is a dead chicken in it already!!

Sopoporapaj :- I’m not paying for the fly anyway…i didn’t order for it !!

Thopomapas :- Ladies n’ gentlemen The Fly is on the house!! (inside joke-reference with the chennai wing)