This is a quiz and trust me its so bleeding easy…and feel free to rate yourself…
1) Out of all the things that you’ve seen falling from the sky,whats that you’d least expect on a fine sunday morning?
a) Meteorites, A rock from Mars or a UFO(for crying out loud!!!)
b) Crow crap (Filie don’t answer that)
c) A rusted-antique-room-heater-about-the size of a washing machine
d) None of the above
2) What is the most innovative way of disposing a rusted-antique-room-heater-about the size of a washing machine.
a) Leave it there to rot for another 100 years until the rust decomposes leaving no trace that it even existed in the first place.
b) Paint it up and donate it to a museum.Tell them Mohammed-Bin-Tughlak,the sultan of 14th century Delhi,once owned it.You could make some extra dough this way…
c) Take a good look around and just throw it off your roof-top when nobody is watching.
d) Question is irrelevant because room-heaters-about-the-size-of-washing machines don’t exist anymore.
ANSWERS :-1) C 2) C
Hope you were atleast as smart as the nurses who stay upstairs to pass this test.If no…man!Miles to go before you sleep…Keep trying!!Thera number aayega…
Flash-back :- 29/10/06 10:30 ish The roomies of 18-B were enjoying the peace and tranquility of another lazy sunday morning when the silence was breached by a deafening sound,of what they assumed was just another drunk-post-diwali psyched fanatic,still having a ball,after stumbling over a clearance sale of ridiculously enormous bombs that unfortunately didn’t get sold the last week..For all those crazy freaks out there..this is what i wanna tell you from the bottom of my heart and also from my bottom..”THAT AIN”T XTREME MAN!! GET A LIFE!!!”
“Shaken” would be an under-statement…and confused to a greater extend 18-B ians who came out to investigate, continue to stare at the Gigantic room heater that just fell from the sky until the nurses themselves decide to appear at the scene of the crime and enlighten the on-lookers with their “gyan” about “the world’s most innovative way to dispose a rusted-antique-room heater-about the size of a washing machine”….
JUST THROW IT OFF YOUR ROOFTOP!!!
ps:-Kids DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME…This stunt was performed by highly trained and qualified nurses who are skilled to render top-class first-aid treatment to victims who survive a rusted-antique-room-heater-about-the size of a washing machine-crash and live another day to tell the story.
I know what you guys are thinking now….pretty,dumb,nurses….isn’t it just the most perfect combination anyone can ever think off?
i dont think th nurses wer dumb doin it..they jus assumed u guys would be up an one would serve em as a booty…cracked skull+plus enough bloodshed=call 4 emergency nurse livin upstairs+plus salary hike 4 em..
for th other inmates..it would be flirtin time with nurses..lolz
man!!ur imagination is WILD!! but i appreciate the optimism though it is a little far-fetched….hmmm mera sapnom ki raani…
What are the odds! Of all the inanimate objects in the world you had to have a heater fall from the sky. Maybe it was something that got lost from the Mir Space station got caught in earth’s gravity and fell down. You should sell it with that story.
a) Way better than the Tughlak story
b) More money
sheesh man! y didn’t i think of that…trust me wild grey u could sell an AC to an eskimo..
@Wildgrey Um…the Mir was dismantled long back…it’s lying somewhere in the Pacific now! It could have been the ISS though!
brothers! its a story!! considering the fact that its an ancient room-heater there could be a great probability it fell from Mir after orbitting for years..there are possibilities that it got corroded under the extreme environmental conditions and other gaseous agents of destruction as well…afterall its all abt gas!!(pun intended)
did u mean punnen intended
ok…my bad….that was really bad
newbie..spoken as a true “vazhapindian”…we are proud of u brother!!
vazapindian huh…pindian…
yeah pindian sounds cooler…approved!